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Tounge Twisters !!!!!

1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
2. A quick witted cricket critic.
3. IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
4. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
5. How many boardsCould the Mongols hoardIf the Mongol hordes got bored?
6. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
7. Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
8. Denise sees the fleece,Denise sees the fleas.At least Denise could sneezeand feed and freeze the fleas.
9. Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
10. Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
11. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
12. Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
13. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
14. Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
15. You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
16. Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
17. Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
18. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
19. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
20. Stupid superstition!
21. There was a fisherman named Fisherwho fished for some fish in a fissure.Till a fish with a grin,pulled the fisherman in.Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
22. To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dockIn a pestilential prison with a life long lockAwaiting the sensation of a short sharp shockFrom a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
23. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
24. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
25. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
    
26. Seventy seven benevolent elephants harder than it seems
27. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
28. Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
29. I was born on a pirate ship Hold your tounge while saying it.
30. I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
31. Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
32. In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.
33. One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.
34. Eleven benevolent elephants
35. Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...
36. Willy's real rear wheel
37. If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
38. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
39. Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
40. Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
41. Pirates Private Property
42. What a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister...
43. When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...continued here
44. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
45. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
46. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
47. Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
48. Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
49. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
50. How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
51. How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
52. How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
53. Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
54. Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
55. Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
56. She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
57. Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
58. Two tried and true tridents
59. rudder valve reversals the cause of some plane crashes
60. Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
61. How many cans can a cannibal nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans?As many cans as a cannibal can nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans.
62. A twister of twists once twisted a twist;A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
63. Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
64. Four furious friends fought for the phone.
65. Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
66. Bobby Bippy bought a bat.Bobby Bippy bought a ball.With his bat Bob banged the ballBanged it bump against the wallBut so boldly Bobby banged itThat he burst his rubber ball""Boo!"" cried BobbyBad luck ballBad luck Bobby, bad luck ballNow to drown his many troublesBobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
67. Black background, brown background.
    
68. Why do you cry, Willy?Why do you cry?Why, Willy?Why, Willy?Why, Willy? Why?
69. Very well, very well, very well ...
70. Tie twine to three tree twigs.
71. Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
72. Mares eat oats and does eat oats,and little lambs eat ivy.A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
73. Three short sword sheaths.
74. Caution: Wide Right Turns Seen on semi-tractor trailers
75. Rolling red wagons 78Green glass globes glow greenly.
76. Robert Wayne Rutter personal name
77. I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
78. When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.
79. black back bat
80. The queen in green screamed.
81. How many berries could a bare berry carry,if a bare berry could carry berries?Well they can't carry berries(which could make you very wary)but a bare berry carried is more scary!
82. What did you have for breakfast?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for lunch?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for dinner?- rubber balls and liquor!- rubber balls and liquor!
83. Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop
84. Six slimy snails sailed silently.
85. I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
86. Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
87. Red Buick, blue Buick
88. Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
89. He threw three balls.
90. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
91. Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
92. We're real rear wheels.
93. Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
94. I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
95. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
96. On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
97. scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
98. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
99. How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
100. He threw three free throws.
101. Fresh French fried fly fritters
102. Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...
103. I was born on a pirate ship. Say it while holding your tongue.
104. 2 Y's U R.2 Y's U B.I C U R.2 Y's 4 me!
105. Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
106. Eddie edited it.
107. Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thick, say it quick!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thicker, say it quicker!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Don't eat with your mouth full!
108. Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!
109. The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
110. I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
111. Triple Dickle a strong drink
112. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
113. Supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio.
114. Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
115. Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
116. Argyle Gargoyle 120Peggy Babcock personal name
117. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
118. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
119. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
120. Willie's really weary.
121. Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
122. Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
123. Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
124. John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had"";""had had"" had had his master's approval.
125. Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
126. Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails. from India
     
127. Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
128. If you can't can any candy can,how many candy cans can a candy canner canif he can can candy cans ?
129. Octopus ocular optics.andA cat snaps a rat's paxwax.
130. This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
131. Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....
132. I saw Esau kissing Kate.I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
133. A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
134. Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
135. I eat eel while you peel eel
     
136. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
137. Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
138. East Fife Four, Forfar Five An actual football result from the Scottish third division
139. Roy WayneRoy RogersRoy Rashpersonal names
140. Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.
141. It's not the cough that carries you off,it's the coffin they carry you off in!
142. She said she should sit.
143. Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Me me mo mi get me a mole,Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Fe me mo mi get me a mole,Mister kister feet so sweet,Mister kister where will I eat !?
144. Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
145. I wish you were a fish in my dish
146. She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in. An actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue.
147. The big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
148. Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
149. I see a sea down by the seashore.But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
150. Old Mr. Hunthad a cuddy puntNot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.
151. As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
152. Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
153. I'm not the fig plucker,Nor the fig plucker's son,but I'll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.
154. A gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.
155. Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum
156. Thin grippy thick slippery.
157. There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....
158. The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
159. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
160. If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
161. you understand, say ""understand"".If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"".But if you understand and say ""don't understand"".how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
162. She sees cheese.
163. Brent Spence BridgeClay Wade Bailey Bridge places in Ohio
164. Chukotko-Kamchatkan pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka
165. There those thousand thinkers were thinking where did those other three thieves go through.
166. Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
167. One smart fellow, he felt smart.Two smart fellows, they felt smart.Three smart fellows, they felt smart.Four smart fellows, they felt smart.Five smart fellows, they felt smart.Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
168. Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
169. I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!
170. But a harder thing still to do.What a to do to die todayAt a quarter or two to two.A terrible difficult thing to sayBut a harder thing still to do.The dragon will come at the beat of the drumWith a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-toAt a quarter or two to two today,At a quarter or two to two.From a college drama class
171. Love's a feeling you feel when you feelyou're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
172. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
173. Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...
174. A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
175. I know a boy named Tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eightor what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.
176. I saw a saw in Arkansas,that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,and if you got a sawthat will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansaslet me see your saw.
177. The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
178. Real weird rear wheels by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey
179. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
180. A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
181. Knife and a fork bottle and a corkthat is the way you spell New York.Chicken in the car and the car can go,that is the way you spell Chicago.
182. Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
183. Two to two to Toulouse?
184. Swatch watch
185. Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
186. Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
187. Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood
188. I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
189. If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
190. We won, we won, we won, we won, ...
191. Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday. by Julia Dicum
192. How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
193. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws? by Jillian Goetz
194. As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,the greedy ape said as he ate,the greener green grapes are,the keener keen apes areto gobble green grape cakes,they're great! from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?
195. How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
196. hut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
197. Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.
198. fly and flea flew into a flue,said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?''let us fly' said the fleasaid the fly 'shall we flee'so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
199. How much dew does a dewdrop dropIf dewdrops do drop dew?They do drop, they doAs do dewdrops dropIf dewdrops do drop dew.
200. If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
201. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
202. But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,As great'st does least. Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in ""The Tempest"", by William Shakespeare
203. Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
204. She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
205. Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
206. Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
207. Mummies make money.
208. Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.
209. An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
210. A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
211. This is a zither.
212. Fresh fried fish,Fish fresh fried,Fried fish fresh,Fish fried fresh.
213. There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
214. Really leery, rarely Larry.
215. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
216. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
217. Her whole right hand really hurts. difficult in Brazil
218. Come, come,Stay calm, stay calm,No need for alarm,It only hums,It doesn't harm.
219. Tie a knot, tie a knot.Tie a tight, tight knot.Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
220. Red blood, green blood
221. I'm a sheet slitter.I slit sheets.I'm the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.
222. Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.
223. Busy buzzing bumble bees.
224. A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
225. Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
226. I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.
227. A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.""Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?""""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum""
228. I am not a pheasant plucker,I'm a pheasant plucker's sonbut I'll be plucking pheasantsWhen the pheasant plucker's gone.
229. Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.All day long she sits and shines,all day long she shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits.Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. sung by Ian Mackintosh
230. Preshrunk silk shirts.
231. Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.
232. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
233. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
234. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
235. bloke's bike back brake block broke.
236. Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
237. Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.
238. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
239. Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
240. No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows. by the Hofman family
241. Freshly fried fresh flesh
242. There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.
243. There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
244. Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
245. She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
246. Swan swam over the sea.Swim, swan, swim!Swan swam back again.Well swum swan!
247. Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.
248. She sells sea shells on the sea shore;The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
249. Tie twine to three tree twigs.
250. You know New York.You need New York.You know you need unique New York.
251. What noise annoys an oyster most?A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
252. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
253. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
254. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
255. She slits the sheet she sits on.
256. A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
257. A twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
258. Red lolly, yellow lolly.
259. I am a mother pheasant plucker,I pluck mother pheasants.I am the best mother pheasant plucker,that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
260. Mrs Hunt had a country cut frontin the front of her country cut pettycoat.
261. Knapsack strap.
262. John, where Molly had had ""had"", had had ""had had"". ""Had had "" had had the teachers approval
263. Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
264. Great gray goats
265. Whether the weather be fineor whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be coldor whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weatherwhether we like it or not.
266. Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
267. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
268. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
269. How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
270. Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
271. If you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
272. Clowns grow glowing crowns.
273. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie managerimagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
274. Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiersSuch skill as sewing shirtsOur shy young sister Suzie showsSome soldiers send epistlesSay they'd rather sleep in thistlesThan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.
275. Red leather, yellow leather, ...
276. Announcement at Victoria Station, London:Two to two to Tooting too!
277. Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
278. Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.
279. Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
280. A box of biscuits,a box of mixed biscuits,and a biscuit mixer.
281. When a doctor doctors a doctor,does the doctor doing the doctoringdoctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored ordoes the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
282. What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two. Who is the author?
283. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
284. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
285. She sees seas slapping shores.
286. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule. by Ray Weisling
287. Greek grapes.
288. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
289. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
290. There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.
291. A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
292. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
293. Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
294. Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
295. A smart fella, a fella smart.It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
296. She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.
297. Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.
298. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,was he?
299. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
300. Betty bought some butter,but the butter Betty bought was bitter,so Betty bought some better butter,and the better butter Betty boughtwas better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
301. Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...
302. Mallory's hourly salary.
303. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
304. Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
305. A flea and a fly in a flue,were imprisoned. So what could they do?Said the fly, ""Let us flee"".Said the flea, ""Let us fly"".So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
306. King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?
307. Five fat friars frying flat fish.
308. The bottle of perfume that Willy sentwas highly displeasing to Millicent.Her thanks were so coldthat they quarreled, I'm toldo'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent
309. Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.
310. Betty bought some bitter butterand it made her batter bitter,so Betty bought some better butterto make her bitter batter better.
311. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
312. I'm not the fig plucker,nor the fig pluckers' son,but I'll pluck figsTill the fig plucker comes.
313. Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts. by Pierre Abbat
314. The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.
315. Sweater weather, leather weather.
316. One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
317. The big black bug's blood ran blue.
318. I am not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.I am only plucking pheasants'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
319. Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
320. We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money. by Ray Weisling
321. Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...
322. If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....Here's an easy game to play.Here's an easy thing to say:If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!You can't say this? What a shame, sir!We'll find you another game, sir.If the label on the cable on the table at your house,Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! from the Unix fortune database, attributed to DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup
323. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
324. Ray Rag ran across a rough road.Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?
325. Elmer Arnold personal name
326. A Tudor who tooted the flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,""Is it harder to toot orto tutor two tooters to toot?""
327. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.Not a punt cut square,Just a square cut punt.It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
328. Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
329. Thin sticks, thick bricks
330. Red lorry, yellow lorry.
331. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
332. How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a wooodchuck could chuck wood?A woodchuck would chuck all the wooda woodchuck could chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood.
333. Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
334. Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
335. A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
336. How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger slingIf a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t?He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger couldIf a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t!
337. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.
338. She sells sea shells on the seashore.The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
339. From the programmer's desk:She sells cshs by the C shore.
340. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
341. Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
342. There was a young man called Fisherwho was fishing for fish in a fissure.Then a cod with a grinpulled the fisherman in.Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher.
343. Slick slim slippers sliding south.
344. The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we sought to stay; The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we'd stay all day.The Leith police dismisseth us,We both sighed sighs apiece; And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbyeWere the size of the Leith police.
345. Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
346. Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
347. The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
348. How much dough would Bob Dole doleif Bob Dole could dole dough?Bob Dole would dole as much doughas Bob Dole could dole,if Bob Dole could dole dough.
349. People pledging plenty of pennies.
350. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy. From a pre-war English music-hall song.
351. o begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.But do not buy too big a toboggan!Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
352. Courtney Dworkin personal name
353. Switch watch, wrist watch.
354. Six thick thistle sticks.
355. Black bug's blood
356. Moses supposes his toeses are roses,but Moses supposes erroneously.For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,as Moses supposes his toeses to be. Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in ""Singing in the rain""
357. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
358. She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
359. Irish wristwatch
360. She had shoulder surgery.
361. To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE. from the Visual C++ help file.
362. Three Tree TurtlesThree tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?
363. My Friend GladysOh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.But the sadness of her sadness,and the gladness of her gladness,Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!
364. I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?You couldn't, unless you could, could you? Common school kids nonsense, circa 1910
365. real rear wheel
366. Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slopFrom a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop. Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sockWith a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock. Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock, Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sockOff a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block. Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glopTip me to a tip top grip top sock. articulation warmup for actors
367. National Sheepshire Sheep Association
368. The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
369. The little red lorry went down Limuru road. Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.
370. Flies fly but a fly flies.
371. Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden? by Paul Davies
372. If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?
373. How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
374. Federal Express is now called FedEx.When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.
375. Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished? by Ann Clark
376. Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
377. Customer: Do you have soothers?Shopkeeper (thinking he had said ""scissors""): No, we don't have scissors.Customer: Soothers!Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ... actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson
378. Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
379. No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
380. I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why. From a Song by Soundgarden named ""Somewhere"" composed and written by Ben Shepherd
381. My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays. by Tim McCauley, age 8
382. A real rare whale.
383. Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to. by Pierre Abbat
384. Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
385. I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines. Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).
386. Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
387. I'm a mother pheasant plucker.I pluck mother pheasants.I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker,That ever plucked a mother pheasant.Actually, ...I'm Not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's son.But I'll stay and pluck the pheasantsTill the pheasant plucking 's done!
388. If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.
389. Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.
390. The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.
391. Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads. by Anthony Nichols396Bug's black blood
392. Reed Wade Road
393. Jack's nap sack strap snapped.
394. I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.
395. ""Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record Raptors"" Title of an article in the Neola Gazette
396. Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.
397. The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers arethe Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.
398. Two dozen double damask dinner napkins from an old radio comedy program
399. The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.

Attention- NOKIA customers!!!!!!!

Product Advisory: Nokia BL-5C Battery
Dear Nokia Customer,

This is a product advisory for the Nokia-branded BL-5C battery manufactured by Matsushita Battery Industrial Co. Ltd. of Japan between December 2005 and November 2006. This product advisory does not apply to any other Nokia battery.

Nokia has identified that in very rare cases the affected batteries could potentially experience over heating initiated by a short circuit while charging, causing the battery to dislodge. Nokia is working closely with relevant local authorities to investigate this situation.

Nokia has several suppliers for BL-5C batteries that have collectively produced more than 300 million BL-5C batteries. This advisory applies only to the 46 million batteries manufactured by Matsushita between December 2005 and November 2006. There have been approximately 100 incidents of over heating reported globally. No serious injuries or property damage have been reported.

Consumers with a BL-5C battery subject to this advisory should note that all of the approximately 100 incidents have occurred while charging the battery. According to Nokia's knowledge this issue does not affect any other use of the mobile device. Concerned consumers may want to monitor a mobile device while charging that contains a BL-5C battery subject to this product advisory.

While the occurrence in the BL-5C batteries produced by Matsushita in the time-period specified is very rare, for consumers wishing to do so, Nokia and Matsushita offer to replace for free any BL-5C battery subject to this product advisory.

The BL-5C batteries which are subject to the product advisory were used with the following Nokia models or separately as accessories:

Nokia 1100, Nokia 1100c, Nokia 1101, Nokia 1108, Nokia 1110, Nokia 1112, Nokia 1255, Nokia 1315, Nokia 1600, Nokia 2112, Nokia 2118, Nokia 2255, Nokia 2272, Nokia 2275, Nokia 2300, Nokia 2300c, Nokia 2310, Nokia 2355, Nokia 2600, Nokia 2610, Nokia 2610b, Nokia 2626, Nokia 3100, Nokia 3105, Nokia 3120, Nokia 3125, Nokia 6030, Nokia 6085, Nokia 6086, Nokia 6108, Nokia 6175i, Nokia 6178i, Nokia 6230, Nokia 6230i, Nokia 6270, Nokia 6600, Nokia 6620, Nokia 6630, Nokia 6631, Nokia 6670, Nokia 6680, Nokia 6681, Nokia 6682, Nokia 6820, Nokia 6822, Nokia 7610, Nokia N70, Nokia N71, Nokia N72, Nokia N91, Nokia E50, Nokia E60

“Nokia” and “BL-5C” are printed on the front of the battery. On the back of the battery, the Nokia mark appears at the top, and the battery identification number (consisting of 26 characters) is found at the bottom. If the battery identification number does not contain 26 characters, it is not subject to this product advisory.

If you are interested to know if your battery is part of this product advisory, please follow the two steps below:

1) Switch off your mobile device and check the battery model. If your battery is not a BL-5C model, you are not included in this product advisory and your product will not be replaced.

2) If your battery is a BL-5C model, remove the battery and check the 26-character identification number from the back of the battery. Enter the identification number in the field below and you will be advised if your battery may be replaced.

for Battery Identification number -
http://www.nokia.com/batteryreplacement/en/

Job Winning Resume -Tips

Job Winning Resume - Tips

Ten Tips for an Interview Winning Resume

From Susan Heathfield

About: Susan Heathfield is a management consultant specializing in human resource related systems, issues, and opportunities. Susan has 30+ years of experience in human resources, training, organization development, consulting, facilitating, coaching, and writing. For the past 18 years, Susan has operated her own consulting company. In this capacity, she has served 150+ organizations. She is the editor and writer for the About Human Resources site.

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Four Tips for a Winning Resume -An employer can receive hundreds of resumes in response to an advertised position. For every hundred resumes an employer receives, only a few resumes stand out from the crowd. Want your resume to shine in the eyes of the employer you want to attract? Start by including a well-written resume cover letter with the resume. Then, follow these resume guidelines to create an interview winning resume that is head and shoulders above the crowd.

1. 
   Formatting and feel, on a mailed-in resume, matter - Your resume, at first glance, can impress or depress the employer. Lots of open space, a clear, easy-to-read font such as 12 point Arial, and easy-to-find and skim information, entice the employer to read on. With electronic publishing, every mailed resume should be freshly printed on high quality paper. And don’t even think of sending your application to my company in your current employer’s envelope, or with metered postage. Think about what this says about the integrity of the candidate. I receive, at least, one of these a week. Envelopes do matter.
   
2. You will likely grow tired of hearing this but correct spelling, appropriate grammar, no missing words, and no typing mistakes make your resume an employer-pleaser right out of the starting gate. An error-free resume is rare. Indeed, some hiring managers will not further consider your candidacy if they find even one mistake. Every mistake makes me pause and think. Every mistake makes me question your carefulness, care, and attention to detail. Don’t make me pause; don’t make me think.
3. 
   Contact Information - In this era of instant messaging, email, and cell phones, there is absolutely no reason to make contacting you difficult for the potential employer. Yet, over half the resumes I receive have no contact information except a home phone number. And guess what? You’re never home. Give the potential employer your cell phone number, even if you have to buy a mobile for your job search. Avoid the dreaded phone tag that may make you miss out on an interview altogether.
   
4. Write and customize an “objective” for each job and employer - The objective is your opportunity to connect your skills, experience, traits, and job requirements with those the employer is seeking. Read the job posting carefully and you can pick out exactly what the employer believes he needs. Don’t settle for a lame, “I seek a challenging opportunity to utilize my skills with a progressive employer who will provide opportunities for growth.”

In response to an ad for a marketing specialist, I received this customized objective: “I am seeking a position as a marketing specialist in a growing, environmentally conscious company that will utilize my current skills in the development of advertising and other marketing materials and website design and writing. At the same time, I hope to gain experience in market research, Internet competitive analysis, and market segmentation.” Who do you think I called?

Here are six more tips for an interview winning resume.

1. Include a customized section called “Career Highlights / Qualifications.” This section of the resume is usually a series of bulleted points that emphasize your most important career experience, your skills, your personality traits and characteristics, and some key accomplishments from your work history as they relate to the job for which you are applying.
   
2. For each former employer, clearly indicate the company name, your position, and the dates of your employment. Provide a brief overview statement that tells me about what the company does, its sales, products, and customers. This helps me assess your experience. Then, tell me exactly what you did for the company in a brief statement. Don’t make me look for information, read between the lines, or try to I won’t and your resume will end up in the dreaded job file for the required year. (You don’t really think anyone takes the time to sort through all those aging resumes, do you?)
   
3. For each employer, include a list of “key contributions” or “key achievements.” Don’t make the mistake of stating, “I answered a multi-line phone system. I provided customer service.” You want to highlight key measurable achievements and successes such as: “I reduced the time for order fulfillment from 2 days to 12 hours.” “I reduced accounts collectible by 80 percent.” “My marketing campaign for the new product won two industry awards for effectiveness.”
   
4. Education statements matter - State dates of attendance, majors, minors, and degrees. Don’t make me guess whether you have a degree or just took a few classes. I will figure it out and it ticks me off to have to figure it out.
   
5. Do include a section that lists awards and other recognition - President of the Junior Class, Secretary of the Synchronized Swim Team, four year merit scholarship winner, or college economics prize winner will catch my eye much faster than a resume without awards and recognition. (Of course, you’d include this section on a resume only if you have an award or recognition to list.)
   
6. Do include a personal section that highlights accomplishments, and anything else that will raise the value of you, as a potential employee, in the eyes of the employer. In this section, catching my eye recently are: volunteerism; involvement with philanthropic causes; publications; team and individual sports participation; leadership positions in school or community organizations (especially in resumes without an “Awards and Recognition” section) or even, “I self-funded my college education by working part-time during all four years of school.”
   

Well, this is my best advice about what catches my attention – positively – in a resume. I can’t speak for every employer, but know that you can’t go far wrong – & you may go far in the right direction - if you heed these recommendations. When your resume is competing with hundreds of others for attention, you need to do the right things right to be heard above the noise. You can create a winning resume.

Eye contact!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sardar Jokes :-) :-)

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..
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